The Teletubby Mansion is like a hybrid of a hobbit house and a space station…

Illustration: sxc.hu / gerard79

1. Moore’s law – The number of transistors that can be placed inexpensively on an integrated circuit is doubling approximately every two years.
2. Metcalfe’s law – The value of a communications network is proportional to the square of the number of connected users of the system.
3. Godwin’s law – As a discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.
4. John Gabriel’s Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory – Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad